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then if you're really in a reading mood, here’s some more.

For The New Yorker:
THOUGHTS ON “INTERNET BAD,” THAT SHOW ABOUT THE EVILS OF TECHNOLOGY THAT IS STREAMING ONLINE

For Reductress:
I Was The Other Woman But Now I'm Accidentally Locked in a Public Library and My Phone is Dead
Look Nurturing as Fuck in Pictures with Your Sister's Kids
7 Foolproof Ways to Remember Your Intern's Name (It's Jonah)
8 Signs Your Sophisticated Cyborg Boyfriend is Glitching

For Man Repeller:
How Are Teachers Talking About Trump?: A Round Table Discussion
What 20 Teachers Had to Say About Betsy DeVos
Important Perspectives from Those Affected by DACA

For Splitsider:
Attention Passengers: The Baldwin Brothers are Sitting on the Wing of the Airplane
My Husband Tim, Who Is My Husband 

For VICE:
Old and Alone: The Epidemic of Elder Abuse in America
Hooking Up With Roommates (Illustrator)

For Motherboard:
A History of the Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band

For Paste Magazine:
Mensa series:
I Will Not Get Into Mensa and Who Cares (I Do)
Good News, They Let Dumb Sluts Into Mensa Now
Mensa Update: Mensa Is Trying to Kill Me
Why Am I In a Hotel Room with Mensa?
Dispatch from the Mensa Annual Gathering

#metoo series:
Make Them Leave 
Make Them Leave 2: In Which They Come Back
#MeToo Has Opened Our Eyes To Abuse, But Nothing Has Changed

WWE series:
Heel to Face: One Woman's Attempt to Become a Wrestling Fan
Heel to Face 2: Pink Pussy Butterfly
Heel to Face 3: The Search for a Coherent Storyline
Heel to Face 4: This Movie Starring the Big Show, or That Movie Starring the Big Show?
Heel to Face 5: Gotta Make an Entrance
Heel to Face 6: A Love Letter to The New Day
Heel to Face 7: Let Me Explain These Wrestling Moves that I Totally Understand to You
Heel to Face 8: The Subculture Stepbrothers of the WWE and Comedy
Heel to Face 9: I Made You a WWE Coloring Book, You Bimbos
Heel to Face 10: Daddy Issues
Heel to Face 11: Your WWE Advent Calendar
Heel to Face 12: Has the WWE Grown Up at All Since the Last Wrestlemania?
Heel to Face 13: No no no! No no no!
Heel to Face 14: Wrestlemania Etiquette: A Proposal
Heel to Face 15: The Hellish Big Show Fan Fiction That No One Was Asking For
Heel to Face 16: Wrestlemania is Here and the Big Show is Mine
Heel to Face 17: WRESTLEMANIA: THE FINAL POST

Other stuff for Paste that I liked doing:
Every Time I See the Backstreet Boys Something Terrible Happens
A Visit to Cassadaga, the Spiritualist Capital of the World
Falling Out of Love with Tonya Harding
Migos Work Hard and Only Play EA, Apparently
Inside the Abyss of a Pornographic Anime Video Game
Creatures and the Women Who Want to Bang Them
Every Horny, Calamitous Thought I Had at Spongebob: The Musical
The Valentine’s Drama with My Boyfriend the Snowboard Emoji
The Fish from Shape of Water is Hot and Please Give Him an Oscar
Andy Serkis: Hollywood's Genius Shapeshifter
Jessica Williams: Self-Care Through the Sims
Logan Everett is an American Girl Doll Who's My Boyfriend Now, Jealous?
The New Ken Doll: Acquainting Myself With the New Male Ideal
American Women: A Proposal for an American Girl Reboot 
For Every Vice in Vegas, There's an Equal and Opposite Pinball Machine
Arm Wrestling With Destiny: The Los Angeles Lady Arm Wrestlers

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For Knock.LA:
Displacement as Beautification: Hostile Architecture to Displace the Unhoused
Citizen Grassroots Efforts Ramp Up as COVID Rages On
Heidi Marston Created a Legacy of Toxicity at LAHSA and the VA

For Inverse:
Adults Can Go to Chuck E. Cheese Alone So I Stayed There All Day
Cinematic Schadenfreude and the Enduring Appeal of Bad Movies (SAGIndie longread of the week)
It's a New Year in Harmony Grove
Mommy's Big Night at the Monster Truck Rally
This is My Seventh Time Seeing Shrek: The Musical But My First Time Seeing It in Malibu, So...
Half of LA Came Out to See My Weird Mom
I Found My Law and Order Doppelganger and We're in Love Now 
The First Male American Girl Doll is Historic and Also Hot
Los Angeles is a Hell That Not Even Santa Can Escape
Make Toys Great Again: Trump and the Novelty Toy Industry
An Ode to Brandon Fraser
Asperger's Are Us profile
Interviewing Men Who Scold Me For Not Liking Weird Al
'Dishonored 2' Is Good, I Am A Goddamn Disgrace
Lunch with the Moon Landing Conspiracy Theorists of LA

For Fast Company:
The saddest puppet in LA

For xoJane:
IT HAPPENED TO ME: My Face Turned Huge

For BDCwire and Boston.com:
I Saw 'Shrek: The Musical' For Five Days, This Is My Story
Here's a 3000 word piece I wrote on Spongebob.
Brad Dowdy and His Love Affair With, Um, Pens
Valentines for the Painfully Alone
Performing C-Sections on Disney Princesses and Other Cool Things I Did Today
Mercury in Retrograde Cootie Catcher
An Illustrated Guide of the Not-So-Diverse Oscar Voters
'Space Jazz' And The Bizarre Musical Legacy of L. Ron Hubbard
New Harry Potter Illustrations

For Serial Optimist:
The Cover Letter, or An Act of Passive Aggression

For Allston Pudding:
WLLMSBRG Shreds in Super 88 Parking Lot
WLLMSBRG Sells Out, Fuck These Guys
WLLMSBRG Breaks Up For Real, Forget What We Said They Were Great
Scott Stapp @ Fenway Park 3/31
The Cry of The Unhassled Buttcheek 

that's it for the writing page. i left some stuff out that i think sucked. i hope you had some fun.